nighthooker:

scream the quadratic formula when reaching climax 

snapchatting:

*sighs for 3 years straight*

r-e-v-i-v-a-l:

on a scale of 1-10 you are a no

pechyenka:

basically the shorter you are the angrier you are

chefboyardeezie:

the guy who invented lasagna must have been like YOOOOOO

vvierd:

true embarrassment lies within your first email address